The pretty fortune teller from China
After doing yoga where I clumsily almost made a head stand 
I rushed off to town to photocopy some stuff. I did manage not to fall like a sack of potatoes..which isnt too bad although I heard some of the ladies giggling as I left the yoga room.
There was no parking space so I had to wait in the car while waiting for my stuff to be photocopied.
Suddenly I noticed this young Chinese girl trying to make eye contact with me I looked at myself in the mirror. Was there something wrong with my appearance? Could she be actually be interested in me? I looked behind the car and there was nobody.
Or better still, has yoga made me look better that I can attract the attention of this s.y.t. ( sweet young thing). I touched my biceps, tucked in my abs and tried my best to make my chest look macho. I then tried my most seductive smile.
She came over immediately.
This was getting weird, real weird. I knew I was no Brad Pitt or one of the F4 look-alikes. At best I could muster the look of a friendly neighbourhood Ah Beng.
She opened her mouth. What was she going to say to me, I wondered to myself. Would I be able to give a clever, witty reply to show I am not the absolute clod that I am?
“Sir”, she said. “I can see that you have bad luck coming. I can help you to avoid this bad luck which hangs over you like a dark cloud. I can read palms. I am an expert. Only RM 50.00, sir. Very cheap!”
My ego deflated fast as a burst balloon. I politely refused.
Half an hour later she was back. She couldn’t recognize me. “Sir, I notice you are a very lucky man. You are going to earn a lot of money this year. Let me help you to read your palm. I can read palms. I am an expert. RM50.00 only”.
I was so glad I wasn’t gullible the first time. Just curious, how many of you actually believe in fortune tellers?
But she was a beautiful lady…..maybe my luck is not too bad after all….would she…………
But she’s kinda cute… i guessed a lot of those ah peks that has already fallen into her trap…
anyway, thanks for dropping my blog dude!
I found out after I blogged it that one of my friends actually paid her the money and according to him, she gave a detailed ‘fortune-telling’ of his palm but only time will tell if her fortune-telling is crap or an ‘inherited talent’.
I wouldn’t believe it! This is just one of their tricks to scare you in believing that you need a reading & you have bad luck. And subconsciously, the fear just grows and grows until you go mad…what for ler? Many people are happy until they get their fortunes read.
Kittycat,
I suppose i would see her if she gave me a 100% guarantee the 4D number she gave me would come out the next day….but on the other hand if she could do that, why would she be looking for business
she’s damn cute!
u got good taste, friend
Ish.. potong stim oni lah.
hehehe… she IS cute! whoa…
Wow, pretty girl. By the way, where can we find yoga training centre in sibu? Cos some of my frens also want to do yoga.
BB: there are quite a number of centres presently in Sibu. Read in the local Chinese dailies. They are all competing for business. It is a service industry without much initial investment just like tuition. In the end, it will be the case of supply and demand..the better ones will by word of mouth survive and lesser ones fall
A cutiepie for sure.