My Longkang

A woman’s best though not last defense

It was about a week ago. I was with a friend at a night spot. We ate outside as it was smoky and a whole group of people were busy karaoke-ing. I was quite curious as to their identities but I didn’t want to seem rude and leave my friend.

Then, the door opened and a lady came out. My eyes opened bigger. Clad in body hugging t-shirt with shiny sequins emblazoned on her endowed portions, fancy necklace around her neck and a short, tight skirt. I was thinking to myself where have I seen this woman before? I had romantic notions of perhaps meeting her before somewhere romantic

” Aiya, Bengbeng. U forget me oledi huh? How are you ah…long time no see lo. I just came out for some fresh airlah. My husband call me i oso no know..so noisy in there huh? I here b-coz my frens from Kuching they all come la.

I no like karaoke..they oso drink a little too much oledi la. But I no worried. These all my frensla. Malaysian men are ok, u know..pure gentlemen. ( eyes wide open and looking up to the sky looking for wat i don’t know but with a silly grin on the face )

Aiya, I go so many countries for business and holidays the worst was in ………… . There was this one time I was made to drink. If I don’t drink their face change ..aiyo i so scared u know. I put in my mouth and when they look away, I spit it out. hahaha..i vely clever oso..not so easy bully me, u know. ( smile with hand covering mouth )

U see my shoe, it is high heel huh? Very sharp oso. Last time, drunk man hug me so tight aiya u know i a lady mah..how can! I pretend i cannot dance..I step on his foot with my high heel.I say so sorry lo. I no clever dancing. It is very painful, u know…It works every time la. ” ( giggle giggle )

U want to dance? This song…waltz is very nicelah Bengbeng.

Bengbeng : Oh thank you. I think I like my foot very much haha. Another time lah.