Bengbeng Joke
God was looking down from heaven when he saw a group of people planting padi, enjoying themselves singing praises to their creator.
I did a good job, didn’t I said God to St. Paul. The people are all smart and brainy. In fact if I took away 50% of their brains, I am sure they will still be smart enough. He did exactly that and *poooof* like a flash of lightning the scenario changes: the people were still planting padi, and muttering praises but slower in pace.
St Paul then had a good idea and told God his idea. God smiled and removed ALL of their intelligence…*poof*..the scenario changes. No more were there padi planters muttering praises.
The group of men had now become bloggers 
hahhahaha..hope you enjoyed this joke hahaha..i adapted this from a joke I once prepared
In the original joke:) the padi planters were rowers of a canoe rowing, the bloggers were members of Toast Masters i.e after all the intelligence was taken away God saw me standing there trying to make a speech in front of the toastmasters of Sibu haha…. I had prepared the joke to tell the toast masters of how I was a fool to be doing public speaking among the so proficient public speakers
They all speak so well I felt awed in their presence. They emphasize on the opening remark, that joke ws supposed to be my ice breaker haha.
But on that particular day, I had a meeting and my contact never invited me again.
Guess I just don’t qualify. maybe if I stand in front of a mirror and practise for another ten years :)
Talk about recycled! LOL! Happy CNY!
BB :
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Hahaha!!! One kind of a joke so lame…
*fast fast run away far far*
Happy Chinese New Year!!!
Bengbeng, your own joke ah? I think you better stick to your day job lah! Hahaha…..
In my opinion hor, blogging is hard work on the brains lei. Yes, no?
Are you in competition with Firehorse (Fatty Poh Kopitiam)? She gives free kopi, what do you give for free?
Milo ice satu please!
Judy Leese :I provide the conversation and hot water. kekeekekek. omg i am in a good mood today..the new year is coming
Neo : So happy to c u at my www again
Happy new year.
Sweet Claire : Hug hug qong xi qong xi…quick quick marry and give Benghui angpowlah hahahaahahahahahahahaah
gong hei fatt choy!!
Why suddenly ask me to marry wor, bengbeng???
Anyway, can go your house visiting bo? LOL!!! I want big big angpow…and big big money inside also…Hahahahahhahaha!!!!
i ask u to marry so benghui can get big big ang pow and not i give u big big ang pow hahahahahahhahaha…it is so great to be alive on this day..i am bz preparing for the new yr..hope u enjoying yrself too with yr family
Happy New Oink Year, Bengbeng.