My Longkang

Character: Fit 1.75m tall Chinese gentleman with clean cut look, no tummy visible and great chest muscles. Age: 45

Robert: People in my trade all have mistresses. They push themselves on us. I have the money to maintain them all and keep them apart from each other. The whole arrangement works quite well. My eldest son is already twenty six and working overseas. I pay all the education expenses and living expenses for all my kids.

My one greatest love in life is gambling. Now I force myself to go jogging instead. My families are wearing me down. I need to distance myself from stress.

I also do not have the chance to play around much any more. Whenever I travel any where, one of them is bound to follow along. In Genting I was approached by a very attractive lady from China. I said no and when she asked me why, I almost cried. A few moments later, my first wife came out of the loo.

But i have to constantly upgrade myself. Keep myself fit and good looking. I try not to drink too much. Life is such a hassle with so many children.

BB: How many children do you have?

Robert: Wait, let me count. I think got less than ten. Let me count. Ah, yes…nine.

BB: Wuah , you lead a blessed life. Everyone must envy you.

Robert: I am busy the whole day sending the kids here and there whenever I have a little free time. I really got to juggle my time between the sets of families. I write it all down. Once I went to pick my daughter for piano class but drove to the wrong mistress’ house instead. It gets very funny sometimes.

BB: You must have a great appetite for……ahem ahem.

Robert: That is true. It is the reason for living. Look at me. I am still attractive. ( He is indeed and with his kung-fu skills-he looks a tad dangerous and exciting too ) The only problem is my little black book. I record everything down or I get confused. If I lose it, my whole schedule goes haywire. How much to give, have given, commitments, gifts, telephone numbers, birthdays, anniversaries etc.

Want to take my pic? No face shot, of course. You can earn money from the blog? Or we have a pic taken together. Simone..come here! Take our pic now.(Spoken like a true rich man Simone rushes over in an instant abandoning the work he was doing)