I am a masseur not a chicken
Character : Female, late thirties. A little overweight with big strong, muscular arms and a big mouth. Tendency to talk loud and shake with laughter at unexpected moments.
Massage girl huh life not senang ( easy ) u know? . Tapi (But) canlah. Some people nice. I naik harga (raised my prices) but people still got comeleh. People pay .. Pain is painlah. They come for muscle no pain. For their urat and otot(nerves and sore muscles). They no exercise. No do stretch stretch . Bery good leh! Ho ho ho! and her belly shakes with laughter. It mean huh I can cari makanlo ( earn a living ) ho ho ho !
I got one girl customer huh. She give present me. Nothing many money. It is bery good. I feel my heart.. She sick lagi sad sad oh.. Her lao kong huh say I help bery much oh. Now she no sick no more, her lao kong say huh Ah Mei thank you, We no need your massage no more…. Guffaws and slaps my shoulder.
To do massage huh, ahem ahem a lot of touch touch. Some huh u know want real one massage but some people a little hiao and they gatal. ( have thoughts that sexually stimulate them). It is bery easy lo to serve this kind one.. Just massage massage near they orang suka lo tempat ( sensitive areas ) and they feel syiok ( great ) tauke.
A few customers ‘celaka’ one (not so well behaved). They think we chicken (prostitutes). You want chicken, buy chicken. They touch here there make our work huh manyak susah oh( makes our work difficult ). I lagi suka (prefer) my customers to wear towel huh but aiya got ‘soi’ one like to show ebery ting one lah . (Some bad people no like towel). I see so many oledi so many color oledi big and small. All sama aje ( same same )…dia olang sendiri syiok. sendiri.
The hensem one kuai kuai (well behaved). I suka suka make accident ahem ahem sentuh dia olang (touch them) . They pura-pura (pretend) they don’t know. But I can see the body action ho ho ho. They manyak malu (embarrassed). Ho ho ho. Guffaws and her whole body shakes. The no laku ( not attractive )one huh are bery bad huh ..they are manyak kiamsiap (stingy) customers. No tip some more!
Do I play the men? Guffaws. Of course I do. For the young one huh and hensem one huh ones, I make them happy happy. I like to see their body action. Men are so funny u know. When there is feeling, the body show one. I play play kacau dia olang ( tease them mercilessly) . Guffaws and slaps my shoulders some more.
Come again soon, huh?
Bengbeng | interesting characters, thoof
ha ha ha ha!!! This is so freaking hilarious!
hahaha
If I go there, sure kena play gao gao
Better don’t go
why not trade roles ? u play the masseur
haha… she must be a really farnee gal!
and yurp, she is a real happy masseur alright haha… i’m sure she’s a real professional one, not those who sell sex in the name of masseur… 
she is no longer young..jus earning a living
not the sell sex type
Wah she told you all that?
she had an hour..foot massage
waiseh… where is this service? pulau babi?
i go classy establishments for a real foot massage..i dont go Pulau Babi kind of places.
She knows how to keep them coming back, eh?
never thought of it that way, but yes
hor…bengbeng cari ayam!
i love ayam
especially chicken curry 
So… did you have a towel on?
Probably yes
Men sure come back la.. She has her own way to attract them come back again..
Hey Beng
You visit Masseur ah?!!
Wah!!!! You wife know?
Just kidding, but seems like u know a lot of people leh!
i dont know a lot of ppl. but i make friends fast
I love eating chicken!