The guy in the papers say we must spend our money wisely

Old lady : Beng, see the guy in the papers say we must spend our money wisely. Do not cincai ( simply spend ). Money huh is hard to earn. When I was small, I eat kira lucky liao lo ( I was lucky if I could find a bite ). Your Benghui! He don wan eat this eat that.

Not government faultlah everything go up. Everything oso go up. I sell things oso go up. Aiya Beng doing business must earn money one.The guy is rich. He no really understand a poor man.

There was an old rich man. One day his neighbour came over and begged for some rice.

Neighbour : Please, Ah Kiang, I haven’t had any rice for five days. I feel very weak.
Old rich man : Why don’t you eat some rice?
neighbour : I have no more rice, Sir. My family haven’t had any rice for five days already.
Old rich man : Ah Kiang, you are so silly. If no rice, eat noodles or bread or something. So silly. Go home you silly. Cook noodles.

Old lady : Oso the same lah. Man with money cannot undertherstand the susah (pains, griefs ) of a poor man. He no understand us poor people. Money is important for we poor people. Ah Moi bawa kopi satu dan suruh dia olang bawa wa mia camry pi servicing ” ( calling her Indonesian maid to bring her a cup of tea and some one to pick her Toyota Camry and send it for servicing. ) Beng, the cheque not readylah. You come back other day. I am so busy. I sign wrong. You see i sign wrong. I have no pen now. You come back tomorrow? Next week? Telephone firstlah next time.

4 Comments to "The guy in the papers say we must spend our money wisely"

  1. wuching on 19 February, 2008

    she very cunning, trying to get out of paying you!

    nolah..jus a delaying technique

  2. nona on 19 February, 2008

    aiyah! orang tuwa lah…

    Hi beng, I Like your post. :)

  3. Josh on 19 February, 2008

    Cant make out what she was saying but generally prices will go higher after the election for sure. Instead of worrying about that - we should concentrate making more money elsewhere.

    that is true…and a n optimistic outlook :)

  4. anthony wong on 19 February, 2008

    this is very funny. now i understand why marie antoinette was rumoured to have said’let them eat cake’ when told the people had no bread. haha. Your old lady has known a hard life, and is afraid of being poor.It can make her miserly. Next time, ask for payment in cash. haha.

    money matters r never easy :)

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