My Longkang

The Jump Off London with special guest host Big Ted alongside Kiss DJ Manny Norte. 19 year old uni student Jadine showcase her new JAH DEAN clothing range. The ladies were screaming in excitement when the male models walked the walk rocking nothing but underwear from JAH DEAN’s collection. There were plenty of tasty teasers for the guys too.

Oops what happened? How come this post on a normally dead blog? hahahaha. Just a comment on a comment in mary’s blog about how some blogs are quite dead nowadays. But in between preparing breakfast for the family at 5.00 a.m. and laying out his school uniform, watering the garden, feeding the dog and fish, and washing the car by 5.40a.m. : some how my life just can’t make itself rise above the oppressive humdrum of its own existence hahahaa.

Anyway it is time for us to discard our mass made and packaged in boxes for mass distribution in mass retail outlets in open boxes on supermarket shelves. Spend a fortune on her new Jah Dean collection. Just the right thing in these post price hike days Alternatively use the time trusted and tested Malaysian method and copy it and claim it is a Jah Dean original. We do it all the time nowadays anyway because we cannot afford the originals e.g. software, dvds etc etc.

Anyway I wait for the day manufacturers will market magnetized socks as getting to find matching socks is getting to be quite an achievement nowadays. Some how one or the other will go missing nowadays. I think it could be a conspiracy by a neighboring country who send spies to Malaysian homes and hide socks to bring our productivity down so its economic growth will look better. Any better theories?

Ladies are advised to just wear the jah Dean undies as to cover them up after spending a fortune on buying them is ridiculous hahahahha.