My Longkang

I have discovered a secret… if you are a sincere person… it will attract everyone…anyone . Sincerity cannot be faked or false.

People will run to you from afar and tie their lives around you. The crooked and insincere will want to run as far away from you .. they can sense that your kind can detect their phoneyness.

Another secret… you look at a lady… in your mind.. you say.. hmmm not bad.. I like your style… she will somehow get that message… I don’t know how.. that also depends on the steady thoughts you have… she will turn around and look at you. You go try it… but be careful what’s in your head.

Of course if you look like hamsap ( lusting ) .. can get a slap lor. Now if I can get some one to just show some interest in me.

Update on Ann Noone’s above post by my friend, Fufu on how to win a woman.. the woman of his dreams

The 15th day of Chinese New Year is also known as the Chinese Valentine’s day in Malaysia. In hopes of finding true love, the singles will hurl mandarin oranges into lake is a practice synonymous with Chap Goh Mei (the 15th night, 十五冥) in Hokkien dialect. They will scribble their contact details on oranges before throwing them into the lake. A new friendship/relationship will be started after any side dial the contact number from the orange. In some places, girls throw oranges while guys throw banana.

Nowadays, you can now expect to get the email, Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr or other online platforms scribbled. So, I had just thrown five mandarin oranges into Sungai Bernam (Bernam River). Because there’s no lake here in my hometown. It’s just a yearly traditional practice anyhow. As long as i had thrown the orange out, well which means i am ready to start a new relationship, wish someone can really “get” my orange. lol

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