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The marriage game


2011
09.22

Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH. When u marry the right one u r COMPLETE. When u marry the wrong one u r FINISHED. When the right one catches u with the wrong one, u are COMPLETELY FINISHED. Got it?

Why are hurricanes usually named after women? It is because when they arrive they’re wet and wild. But when they go, they take your house and car.

Jerry