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	<title>My Longkang &#187; Jokes</title>
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		<title>Sunday joke</title>
		<link>http://www.mylongkang.com/2009/06/28/sunday-joke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Untitled Album A mother was teaching her 3 year old daughter the Lord&#8217;s prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end From Untitled Album &#8220;Lead [...]]]></description>
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		<title>St Peter cuti for a while see what happens :)</title>
		<link>http://www.mylongkang.com/2009/03/02/st-peter-cuti-for-a-while-see-what-happens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 06:56:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While standing at heaven’s gate, St Peter realizes he has to go to the toilet. He asks Jesus to stand in for him for a few minutes. Jesus takes his place at the desk where people are waiting to get in. An elderly man appears and Jesus asks, “Grandpa, what did you do back on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iban welcoming ceremony, dancing and musical instruments</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 13:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From welcoming ceremony We felt so welcome. They were so graceful, polite and may I use the word &#8216;gentle&#8217;. It was an honor to be their guests. In fact I find it is always an honor to be their guests. From welcoming ceremony I love the beat of the drums. It is upbeat and moves [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blind masseur talks back after a massage</title>
		<link>http://www.mylongkang.com/2007/02/20/blind-man-talks-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bengbeng</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy from Kuching visited Sibu recently and visited the blind centre. He had a massage and when it was over , it was already late. He thanked the masseur and said, &#8220;It is night already so be careful when you walk down the stairs.&#8221; The masseur said, &#8221; Tauke, I am a blind man, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bengbeng Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.mylongkang.com/2007/02/15/bengbeng-joke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 13:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[God was looking down from heaven when he saw a group of people planting padi, enjoying themselves singing praises to their creator. I did a good job, didn&#8217;t I said God to St. Paul. The people are all smart and brainy. In fact if I took away 50% of their brains, I am sure they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Could have been worse</title>
		<link>http://www.mylongkang.com/2006/12/15/could-have-been-worse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 16:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr Lee always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, &#8220;It could have been worse.&#8221; To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Lee [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke of the day : Singaporean Flavour</title>
		<link>http://www.mylongkang.com/2006/12/14/joke-of-the-day-singaporean-flavour/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night, an incident took place at Boat Quay. What happened was some idiot was trying to show off and declared that he would swim across the Singapore River. He jumped in and started swimming. But before he could reach the halfway mark, he started to panic and started to shout for help. Being typical [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke of the day</title>
		<link>http://www.mylongkang.com/2006/12/14/96/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bengbeng</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Eating Dogs Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, &#8220;I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.&#8221; &#8220;Odd,&#8221; her companion replies, &#8220;but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.&#8221; Nodding emphatically, the mother superior [...]]]></description>
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